You remember Branded? Probably not. It felt like more of a hallucination than a movie. It was a 2012 release featuring Max Von Sydow, and played like a Eurojank fusion of Paprika and They Live. Perfectly mental. It was a tentpole event for connoisseurs of misguided magical misfires, a raving screed of Russian eccentrism strewnContinue reading “Please Watch Anything Other Than Megalopolis”
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No, Prometheus isn’t ‘Crucial’.
https://www.slashfilm.com/1644193/prometheus-crucial-to-ridley-scott-alien-franchise Oh, they always come back. Another year, another would-be contrarian defending a dully normal movie like Prometheus, Transformers, or a Star Wars prequel or something. That’s understandable to a point. Those movies were expensive, fun, and stupid– you know, enjoyable. People enjoy talking about what they enjoy. This would be fine were it not.. Continue reading “No, Prometheus isn’t ‘Crucial’.”
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